DO NOT REMOVE THE BAG
scroll to identify absolutely nothing ↓
01 / Character file
WHO IS UNDER IT?
Nobody knows. Nobody needs to. BAGPEPE showed up, put a grocery bag over his head, opened a chart and somehow became the calmest trader in the room.
The market moves. The bag stays on.
moodunbothered
strategyprobably none
rulenever expose the face
02 / Bag index
CRUMPLE LEVEL
One bag. Four emotional states. Slide it until the market feels exactly as bad as it should.
freshwrinkledterminal
WRINKLED
Still functional. Emotionally unavailable.
MARKET PROOF
FACE: CLASSIFIED
03 / Mini-game
KEEP IT BAGGED
Drag the paper bag over the face and keep it covered. The frog will try to wander. Hold the cover long enough to stay anonymous.
ANONYMITY
0.0 / 8.0s
04 / Exit through the bag
KEEP THE BAG ON.
The identity is temporary. The meme is permanent. $BAGPEPE lives somewhere between bad decisions, late charts and complete emotional neutrality.
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